So, I noticed a weird brown stain on the head lining of my car near the sun visor thing. It was dry, circular and god only knows how it got there and when. I tried to wipe it off and then started to scrape it with my nail before taking a crafty sniff but unfortunately I could detect no odour. I had no option but to taste the stain. IT WAS MARMITE! How'd THAT happen? I can't remember the last time I had Marmite so how did a mysterious Marmite stain suddenly find it's way into my car?
Aliens
Sketty (30 September - ?)isn’t a 17th Century English naval administrator or Member of Parliament. Furthermore, she has never met King Charles II or King James II. This may be due to both being dead at the time of her life. In fact, this isn’t so much a diary but the unedited spewings from the brain of one of the Century’s leading cretins. Some of it may develop into comedy unless I get to spend time in a lovely facility where someone will give me dinner.
